Have you ever had to make excuses for being late for work? Don't you
just hate having to run to catch an early morning flight? Do you
miss all those middle-of-the-night asteroid showers- or do you just
like to be up at the crack of dawn to watch the sunrise?
Well, sleep late no more!
Because NOW, for a limited time, you can get the bedside clock that
is GUARANTEED to have you vertical and running at top speed the
INSTANT it sounds its alarm! You won't even feel like using a
10-minute snooze feature-which is why we haven't built one into this
Why not, you ask? The name says it all.
The revolutionary new Hurka Gurka Clock will ensure that you never
again miss an important appointment. What's more, you'll be wide
awake from the second your feet hit the floor, ready to take on your
Here's how it works. The Hurka Gurka Clock simulates those
gut-wrenching pre-vomit sounds coming from deep within your dog's
stomach. The alarm sounds softly at first, easing you out of your
early-morning REM sleep. Then the sounds become louder and more
pronounced, until you are brought completely to your senses by an
unmistakable BLAP sound effect that can only mean one thing --
Tests have shown that no one can turn over and go back to sleep
while thinking of stomach acids working their way into the carpet.
You're wide awake in an instant -- guaranteed! And if you order in
the next five
minutes, we'll include a FREE 20 oz. container of Nature's Miracle,
for those times when your dog-not the Hurka Gurka Clock -- is the
one who wakes you up.
So come on! Stop missing all those beautiful sunrises! Don't risk
being mistaken for a terrorist by running through airports to
catch your flight!
Call now! Operators are standing by.